I am screAMING

What an adorable start to a murder

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girilla-warfare:

it’s a metaphor for my life

ALSO ALSO- a guy commented “pandejos” and I screech laughed until my ribs ached

cute-n-lazy-femme:

shennanigoats:

sunspotpony:

ranma-official:

omgweatherunderground:

steelplatedhearts:

sourcefieldmix:

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever

Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever.

Make a harem and marry a full production chain

Monopolygamy.

I mean, if your harem is full of blacksmiths would that make it a polyhammerous relationship?

You could make a whole polyarmory

lock your doors and cross yourselves, we are in the presence of

vampire-the-masquerade:

skarchomp:

NOSFERRETU

I feel like I should be sorry but I’m not

the-mamishka:

kholly12:

callmebliss:

lizawithazed:

viralthings:

By George, this picture is on point.

…. goddammit, that’s a *pun*

WHAT THE HELL

Brilliant

gomu-gomu-no-life:

dggeoff:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

Oh bother.

im deleting this fucking website

It took me a minute