sexhaver:

probably the scariest thing about Pokemon is that there are canonically no regular animals in the world. think about that. whalers hunted Wailords for their oil and blubber. Magikarp are fried up and served for dinner and once every few months a Magikarp hatchery probably has a disaster where one of them accidentally evolves and destroys the entire facility. sometimes a sewer pipe will get clogged and they’ll send a repairman down to look into it and he shines his flashlight into the darkness only to illuminate hundreds or pairs of Grimer and Muk eyes and he prays to God before remembering that God is a pokemon too

thepokeball:

dunkmasterpopo:

dmkswag:

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

kastiakbc:

Bulbasaur is such a sweetie, seriously.

#SERIOUSLY #ASH’S BULBASAUR IS ONE OF THE COOLEST POKEMON IN TERMS OF PERSONALITY #HE ROCKS TOGEPI TO SLEEP WHEN IT’S CRYING #IT PROTECTED AND LOOKED AFTER OTHER POKEMON BEFORE ASH CAUGHT IT #IT ACTUALLY SAW RIGHT THROUGH ONE OF TEAM ROCKET’S DISGUISES AND DECIDED TO FUCK THEIR SHIT UP FOR TRYING TO STEAL POKEMON #in other words: bulbasaur is a kind and caring pokemon who looks out for others and will fuck you up if you try to hurt it’s friends

UGH YES

pikachu and squirtle just look so fucking impressed they’re like

“DUDE

DUDE HE WAS SAD AND NOW HE’S NOT SAD

YOU UNSADDED HIM

DUDE I THINK YOU MIGHT BE MAGIC”

bulbaswag

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