charlesoberonn:

insomniac-arrest:

• an Elf family forcing their reckless elf son to become a human mortician for a time to remember that mortality is still a thing
• fairies becoming contract lawyers and big CEOs of tech companies with huge legal agreement clauses
• vampires with so many restraining orders on each other (you rack them up after a couple centuries) they have to live in the middle of nowhere, end up becoming lumberjacks
• Spinx’s who host late night game shows
• Werewolves becoming astronomy professors and even astronauts after having to pay so much attention to the moon cycle 

• Mummies becoming historians to catch up on what they missed while in their tomb