Cassandra canon that makes me happy

cassandrapentayaaaaas:

  • hums when in a romance with the inquisitor
  • smiles more when in a romance with the inquisitor
  • punches trees to combat allergies
  • may have used a shield in bed
  • uses her softest voice to express that she likes her armor
  • takes baths with rose petals
  • won’t tell anyone if her name is stitched into her underpants
  • broke a suitor’s arm
  • says the Divine wanted Varric’s autograph, but Cassandra brought him to Haven because she felt the Divine needed to see Varric’s chest hair “for herself”
  • obviously has more than four middle names but never reveals the rest
  • wants to be read poetry>doesn’t specify poem>lovingly mocks inquisitor’s choice in poetry
  • if you romance her and exhaust all of her Trespasser dialogue options she’ll say “what would you like, my love?” in a real gentle voice as many times as you want to hear it
  • has the best laugh
  • won’t play Eye-Spy with Varric but will play guessing games with Sera 
  • somehow withstood 15 mins of an orlesian noble going on about soup, didn’t kill anyone in the process
  • everything

probablybadrpgideas:

plusthreeshortsword:

A quick little something I knocked together, the patented tragic backstory generator ™ is the easiest way to give your character a mythically horrible origin. 

(actual tragedy may vary, results are final and non-negotiable, i am not responsible for any tears you may shed while imagining the sad life your character must have led up to this point)

Roll this for every single character in your campaign

Game Idea.

ruderubicante:

A game where you live in a cabin by yourself in the woods and slowly start discovering cryptids living around you.

Leave the lamp on in your room at night? Mothman at your window trying to read an old battered road map book.

Put up a scarecrow at the edge of a pond? Kelpie destroys it and gets mad for the deception. Demands bacon.

Mysterious messages arranged with fridge magnets? Turns out there’s this super chill vampire who’s been living in the basement for 80 years and wants to know the new wifi password.

Overly large plant that seems to have thrown out your bonsai from its pot next to the living room couch? Treant child wants to watch saturday morning cartoons. Parents not amused.

Nicely made meals being left on your doorstep? Super shy werewolf family across the valley worrying about you not having enough to eat.

Small change keeps going missing on to be found under the couch with a weird cat? That’s no cat. That’s a baby dragon.

Nearby well with frogs has gone silent? Lindworm is hungry. Would also like bacon, chicken nuggets will suffice. Microwave mac n cheese is no good.

Fae keep rearranging the furniture outside – don’t put it back they know what they’re doing and it’s nothing good for you to mess with.