i love that one really expensive goth chicken breed
seriously
goth chickens
are you kidding? Look at that stare
Death Metal Chickens
they’re goth chickens and i’ve named every single one of them “sasuke”
Right
I could listen to her speak all day.
“Great great great step grand roach” 😂💀⚰
Walking away from explosions at the last second
“Crab’s Lost Love” (comic by Gunshow)
This fucking comic. I. This fuckign. This comic make me have emotiosn over a crab. I am almost in tears because of this ufkcing crab. what te fuck what the hell is going
Family gathering.
MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE
Because rivalry based ships are my weakness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am trash.
Haven’t forgotten about Spark–he acts as Candela’s wingman and Blanche’s rowdy little bro ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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“Mirror, oh mirror, who is the most beautiful in the world?”
…
“IT IS I.”
I lost track of time. How many times did this just loop?
spark: we are never marathoning marvel movies again
candela: i recognise you have made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, i’ve elected to ignore it
spark: oh my god stop
blanche: *looks into the camera like in the office*
Stunning gardens
that Florida feel when
always a small lizard in the house
It’s true. In fact, there’s one in my room right now.
I named him Henry.
Lookit him
i’m convinced florida is another planet
I want 100 of them
From lizards to gators, go to Florida for your reptile needs large or small.





