malekbrosinc:

genderdragon:

thepaperplaneofexistence:

do you ever think that maybe when you pull out your cell phone ghosts from other eras get real interested and just stare at you as you text people, or watch you use your laptop

or sighs wistfully as you shower like ‘frick I wish we’d had THOSE dang’

gets jealous as you make your coffee, awkwardly tries to figure out your video games when you’ve left the house

turns on your sink and just watches the taps run and drives your water bill through the freakin roof

idk man ghosts

This explains why people living in houses talk about lights flickering/taps turning on and off/etc. curious ghosts

“Jeremiah! Look at this!” [flips light on and off] “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Did you hear that?!”

lesbian-han-solo:

gay-for-kristen–gay-for-kate:

mrdistracted:

With Kate Mckinnon voicing Ms Frizzle, imagine how upset conservatives will get when they find out a lesbian is using magic to teach kids science. It’s like their worst nightmare.

And it’s even cooler because Ms Frizzle used to be voiced by Lily Tomlin, who is also a lesbian. So basically Ms Frizzle is a lesbian by association.

Of course she’s lesbian what straight woman owns a lizard and drives a bus

draftmare:

soldatka:

rideonruffian:

frccdomfightcr:

every horse movie: hi my name is kady and i am a Troubled Teen™ and i’m super frustrated because this ranch has no wifi. at least there’s a cute boy who i made eye contact with! ugh look at all these horses, especially that Troubled Horse™ who Only Lets Me Ride Him

*look at that snotty rich girl who competes in all the shows and wins because he daddy buys her all the good fancy horses 

*She wants my Troubled Horse

*I will beat her in a show

+ my dad doesn’t want me to ride my Troubled Horse and i think it’s because he’s a dick but actually my mom perished in a Tragic Riding Accident and he doesn’t want to Lose Me Too 

+ the Down On His Luck Trainer thats always grumpy and that all the other Trainers think is washed up even though he had lots of winners years ago. But he’s going to help Troubled Teen win the Big Event at the end this movie and get his act back together.