Wtf is sephora

alexexotic:

mettatonsbutt:

corruptinnocent:

flatbear:

optimysticals:

princelesscomic:

osheamobile:

jewishdragon:

rareandradiant-maiden:

hhertzof:

animatedamerican:

leeshajoy:

waffle-sorter:

lethalneuroses:

one-eyed-pom:

punlich:

venatus:

elasticlove:

nicejewishguy:

It sounds scary

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no your thinking of sephiroth,

a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

american school bus things

uncleinuyasha:

sansaslays:

znrnnr:

denialriver:

  • yelling. all the time
  • food is everywhere ?
  • no seatbelts
  • dying in the winter because one of the windows is stuck and can’t be closed
  • dying in the summer because no one knows how to open the windows
  • slurs written on the back of seats
  • holes punched through the seats
  • upperclassmen in the back
  • the bus driver always slams on the brakes
  • kids falling and flying down the aisles
  • “riding the school bus is a privilege”
  • the guy who got suspended from the bus is somehow back
  • doing the evacuation drill on the most inconvenient day
  • bullying/watching kids get bullied is Inevitable
  • writing swear words backwards on the foggy window so people would read it as you passed by
  • sticking your entire body out the window

feel free to add more

opening the windows is treated as a criminal offense

flipping cars off as they drive by

Bus driver taking a slightly different route and everyone panicking

For the rural bus riders:

-Waiting for the bus at the top of the road because the street you live on is too narrow for it to drive down.

-Getting off the bus so it can turn around in inclement weather

-Bus ride being 20 minutes shorter because you didn’t have to go down that one kid’s road today.