cassandrapentayaaaaas:

• hums when in a romance with the inquisitor
• smiles more when in a romance with the inquisitor
• punches trees to combat allergies
• may have used a shield in bed
• uses her softest voice to express that she likes her armor
• takes baths with rose petals
• won’t tell anyone if her name is stitched into her underpants
• broke a suitor’s arm
• says the Divine wanted Varric’s autograph, but Cassandra brought him to Haven because she felt the Divine needed to see Varric’s chest hair “for herself”
• obviously has more than four middle names but never reveals the rest
• wants to be read poetry>doesn’t specify poem>lovingly mocks inquisitor’s choice in poetry
• if you romance her and exhaust all of her Trespasser dialogue options she’ll say “what would you like, my love?” in a real gentle voice as many times as you want to hear it
• has the best laugh
• won’t play Eye-Spy with Varric but will play guessing games with Sera 
• somehow withstood 15 mins of an orlesian noble going on about soup, didn’t kill anyone in the process
• everything